Money can’t buy happiness for Helmsley hound

Mean Queen Leona Helmsley’s dog has been taken to an undisclosed location after receiving death threats (reported on last week by the Daily Dachshund and Dog News.) The dog, previously known as Trouble, was travelling under the alias, Bauble so as not to be recognized.

John Codey, who manages the biting bitch’s trust fund, told US television network CBS last week that the cost of Trouble’s security, medical care, chef-cooked meals and grooming was about $300,000