Dachshunds with erections can’t climb stairs

Makes sense to me.

Lyrics/words here for those who aren’t good with accents and live performances.

Update:
A fan writes a tribute. Here’s an excerpt:

So sing me a song
of a dachshund hard-on
and the problems it makes with the stairs.
Each bump from a riser
a sex neutralizer
so he can’t get it up for affairs.

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