Baby Seal + Wiener Dog = Cute Photo

Also, Baby Seal + Wiener Dog = Bad Judgment

As the Tacoma News Tribune report says:

Repeat after me: Wild baby seals should not be “rescued” off some beach and taken to your home.

Not even when they look so cute they give you a big case of the “aaaaawwwws.” Not even if you see them lying on a beach with their mothers nowhere in sight and you’re convinced those adorable blobs of helplessness need rescuing. Not even after you look at this photo and think: “Is there anything in the world cuter than a baby seal and a wiener dog living in harmony?”